Summer is coming to a close, but TiR is still getting hotter!
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Monday, September 25, 2017
As summer heats up, so does Trapped In A Rumor Improv! After a fun filled night at the Village Theatre, and a 30 minute improvised musical set to open Danville's Street Fair, TiR is back in the kitchen coming up with new recipes for the Comedy Sliders show coming Friday, September 13, 2013, to the Lesher Center for the Performing Arts in Walnut Creek.
Rumor Has It...
A lady walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the lady hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the lady returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The lady replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
For our upcoming Comedy Sliders show at the Lesher Center on September 13, we will be offering a "Buy 1, Get 1" coupon to the first 5 people to solve this riddle:
Without moving, it goes up and down the stairs. What is it?